so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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