I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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