How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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