Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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