she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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