Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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