Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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