Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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