What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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