her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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