I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize