This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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