1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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