omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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