I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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