haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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