Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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