Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Are we still banned from the library?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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