Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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