I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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