he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She announced her abortion via fbk
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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