hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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