Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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