I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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