East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
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