so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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