M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
what day is it and did you see me today?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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