I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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