just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I enjoy the company of your penis
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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