I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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