Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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