Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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