we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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