Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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