im drinking this country out of the recession.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Enjoy the penises
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
