I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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