Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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