About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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