That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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