ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Randomize
