If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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