Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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