I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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