Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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