question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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