So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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