do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
