Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I CAN MOONWALK!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i believe in u and ur pee
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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