That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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