Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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