Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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