Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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